Just Die Already is a chaotic old people sandbox game created by the developers of Goat Simulator.
You are an old retired person in a near future where people no longer have children. No one is there to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games over working. With no one to cover your living costs, you and all other old people in this world have no other choice but to survive on your own.
How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?
To make things worse, you've just been kicked out of your retirement home. Your only option is to explore the world and complete dangerous challenges to earn retirement tickets to qualify for free care.
As society wishes you'd kick the bucket already, isn't it finally time to live a little?
FREE POST-LAUNCH PVP MODE – AVAILABLE NOW
It's time to get even with those Boomers, and make them fight for survival! Challenge your old friends in this new free Player vs Player update.
Play in 4 new arenas, customize game modes, and rip each other's limbs off.
Hold on to your old-timer butt pants, the chaotic battle of the geezers IS ON!
KEY FEATURES
BE OLD, BE BOLD
You get to be an old person. Angry, fragile, poor, and hates the world: the dream you didn't know you had. Finally, you have something in common with your grandparents.
BREAK A HIP... BREAK A NECK
Discover the joys of being old and made of glass, anything can break you and your body parts can be snapped off.
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME (RETIREMENT)
Complete dangerous challenges that you would never ever try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone and can you lose your head, grab it and smack someone with it?
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: RETIRED!
Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges. Your ultimate goal? To get into a decent retirement home. That makes sense. Good luck and make sure you don't die before you get there...
MULTIPLAYER SANDBOX
Play alone or with up to 4 friends online. Complete challenges or just cause chaos and rip your friends' limbs off!
YOU ARE OLD, AGAIN.
You play as an old person. We need to repeat that, just in case.
UNLIMITED INTERACTION
Pick up and wield a plethora of items. Giant trouts, trampolines, fireworks, to mention a few. Bazookas, axes, jetpacks, to mention some more. May cause injury and dismemberment.
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