Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3, a brand new, super realistic sandbox farm experience that puts you in the hooves of nobody's favourite female protagonist.
That's right, we're doing this again. We've upgraded everything and Pilgor is now joined by other goats. You can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create mayhem as a team, or compete in mini-games and destroy your friendships.
Prepare for another round of utter capra-dventure, lick, headbutt and ruin your way through a brand new open world, the biggest waste of your time since the first Goat Simulator! We won't tell you how to play (except in the tutorial) but merely provide the means to become the goat of your dreams.
You can be a goat
Your friends can be goats too and join you in local or online co-op
No, seriously, there are so many goats. If you want to be fancy, you can wear skins: tall goats, stripey goats and many more. There's a goat for everyone!
Or you can deck out your goat in silly outfits, from toilet paper to tea trays. Or a jetpack, we don't care.
We've even hired some "game designers" this time and they've apparently added "a decent amount of content": events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectibles, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak...
They've also added mini-games, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?)
Did someone say musical?
You can even be Keanu Ree... (no, just kidding, just wanted to see if you were still reading)
